This happens to my friends a lot!
holy hell i can hear the fuckin snark in my head omfg.
WHY CAN’T EVERYONE JUST BE NICE TO EACH OTHER DAMN
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
James Potter, ladies and gentlemen, he’ll be here all night
James would totally say this, probably not loud enough for the professor to hear, but loud enough to be heard by Snape and most of the surrounding students
I feel like this is a perfect representation of Tom Hiddleston and Loki combined
I don’t know when, but this gif will become relevant in my life and I am prepared.
HOW DOES A SHOW LIKE THE OFFICE MAKE YOU CRY?! I just watched the very last episode and I’m seriously in tears
My best friend cried for like a week
There should be a doctor who episode about her
*reblogs for later reference*
I’M IN THE MIDST OF WRITING A BOOK WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL MY LIFE
Blessings of Aphrodite
HE’S ALL GROWED UP
He’s 23 and he looks 16, the fuck bro?
how blood of olympus is going to end
oh good gods I sware I will murder whoever came up with this
O will u now
A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
no it wasn’t i made this up for notes
I thought it was going to say “and all the colour drained from her hair…”
THE SIGNATURE IS ALSO A COCK